11. There's a potential for 99 problems ...
10. Genetic Testing, not necessarily for faint of heart...
9. The Friday my life became a "Grey's Anatomy" episode...
8. Needle biopsies, or when someone treats your tit like a punching bag, just FYI.
7. Having a mammogram four days after surgery is less fun than you think, just saying...
6. I may no longer have a thyroid, but I have Sex and The City, Bomb Pops, and a VOICE!
5. You can slit my throat, but please don't take my voice!
4. Always try to find a Doctor who HEARS you...
3. A week before thyroid surgery, and I felt myself up...
2. Don't GOOGLE your condition, just DON'T!
1. When you go to your surgeon, take a second set of ears...